How is this kid only 3? I call shenanigans.
Video of his dancing performance (watch the whole thing)
SHOT THROUGH THE HEART
AND YOU’RE TO BLAME
The recent rise in popularity of dragons is funny because half of it is because of Game of Thrones and half of it is because of How To Train Your Dragon so all these dragon posts are going around and you never know which fandom you’re gonna brush shoulders with it’s like walking into a dragon’s lair and not knowing if you’re gonna get this
- Me: wow i like this album
- Me: i think i'll listen to it until i don't
yEa she suckin ur dick but when she go home she rebloggin my textposts so we know who the clear winner is
I have to get up early so I can pack up my bass before I leave, so I have to choose right now between sleeping and starting s3 of breaking bad idk what to do
why isnt meenah/kurloz called sea weed???
new traffic light color ideas
- purple: turn around and go back
- mega green: like green except greener. it means that you have to double go.
- cyan: apply your turbo boosters and do a cool drift or get arrested by the car law
- black: sucks you into a cyber vortex where you have to do a bonus stage road and collect rings
this was relevant when I was in 6th grade and it’s still relevant in college
there’s literally no point in teaching girls to be body positive if you only use men’s opinions for validation like “boys like girls with curves” nah get that the fuck out of here
honestly mr brightside can be in any playlist. make out playlist? mr brightside. getting over someone? mr brightside. funeral? you bet your sweet ass mr brightside will be on it