Friendly reminder that the Duckbill Platypus is not beaver sized but the tiniest most cutest patootie being in existence
i thought these things were the size of like, large cats or something. ITS FUCKING TINY JESUS
when ur thirsty for fic but you have quite fucking literally read every single quality fanfiction for the pairing
A number one dad, ten out of ten, Dad of the year, gettin laid all year this year, best dad ever, you did it.
When you kiss your teeth at your parents then try to play it off
ok I just really want to warn people about this THING I’ve been seeing on the internet lately. It’s a collection of really frightening, short horror stories and it looks something like this:
BUT IT’S EVIL. When you are concentrating really hard to read it, THIS DEFORMED SKULL POPS OUT AT YOU AND IT GAVE ME A HEART ATTACK AND MADE ME SPILL MY TEA.
this is what it looks like by the way
my little sister sleeps with a box of cheez-its next to her pillow and i always thought it was because she’s lazy and likes to have it for convenient snacking but last night she told me it’s because she likes seeing it first thing when she wakes up to remind her there’s good in the world
Can we talk about how Cap and Bucky have opposite masks?
Cap has mouth and eyes exposed, forehead covered. Bucky has mouth covered and eyes painted black, his forehead exposed.
What a lovely symmetry.
But the symbolism too. Cap’s is a helmet, protection, to keep him safe from physical harm. Bucky’s is a muzzle to keep him silent and anonymous and on a leash.
I hope this won’t be too awkward once their true relation is revealed D :. Strange things happen to visit my head.
my friend has black hair and the initials PM while her boyfriend has blonde hair and the initials AM and she told me that they joke that theyre ‘as different as night and day’ and i fell on the floor that shit was so adorable
Avril Lavigne - Hello Kitty (OFFICIAL MUSIC VIDEO)
THIS VIDEO IS LITERALLY EVERYTHING I’VE EVER WANTED
SO CO-WRITTEN BY CHAD KROEGER
Raúl Esparza as Master of Ceremonies in the revival of Cabaret